It sounds like the start of a joke, but hey, it’s my life. Second life, anyway.
First time around, I was a pharaoh in Ancient Egypt. After a little murder (spoiler alert, mine. For the record, 0 stars, would not recommend) and a few millennia, I came back as a mummy.
These days, I do pretty much whatever I want. I live rent free at Flint & Co Paranormal Investigations, and spend my days antagonizing my best friend and magic-wielding Freak Jill, her fiancée Nat, and an irascible sentient skeleton named Flinty Jack.
Life’s pretty good. Until a human separatist cell threatens to bomb a local undead festival, anyway. With the police refusing to take the threat seriously, it’s up Flint & Co to save the day.
With a little help from yours truly.
Author’s Note: While Jill narrates the main series, this prequel adventure is seen through the eyes of Pharaoh Meryatum.