Zombie Reindeer…
Exploding Puffins…
It’s a Christmas Catastrophe!
Awakened by bloodcurdling screams, Santa Claus springs into action to stop a lethal sickness from infecting his reindeer—only to learn that he’s already too late. Christmas is all but ruined.
But when a disgraced alcoholic Christmas elf offers to retrofit the sleigh with some highly advanced technology, Santa’s hope of saving Christmas is renewed.
With a solid plan in place, they hitch the sole surviving reindeer to Santa’s sleigh and prepare to launch into the blustery night—until Father Time interrupts Santa’s plans with an ultimatum that could kill Christmas forever.
Will Santa cave to Father Time’s outrageous demands? Or can he withstand the lord of time and space long enough to rewrite history itself? Most importantly of all, can Santa save Christmas?
What the Frost? is the first book in the hilarious Santa Saves Christmas series, an urban fantasy/time travel mashup. Readers of Matt Dinniman’s Dungeon Crawler Carl series and Shayne Silvers’s Nate Temple series will love these books.
Curl up by the fire with a mug of heavily spiked eggnog and start reading this instant holiday classic now!
“Zombie reindeer, carnivorous mermaids, ice-shooting velociraptors, and a shotgun named Cherry. Everything I need to get into the holiday spirit. What the Frost? is gonzo, action-packed insanity sprinkled with nutmeg. Goes down like warm eggnog spiked with a little too much moonshine. This book is hilarious. 5 golden rings.” – Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl
“This book is what would happen if you took the two classic Christmas movies, Die Hard and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, and forced them to have a baby… and zombies.” – Hunter Blaine, author of The Preternatural Chronicles
“Take a red-nosed dive into Ben Wolf’s cup of holiday adventure. Driven by starlight and laughter, he sleighed all of my Christmas expectations. Puffins and timeless villain are just what every reader should have on their wish list.” -Kimbra Swain, Creator of the Trailerverse
“What the hell did I just read?” – Hillary Clinton (probably)